What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:00

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…